...this morning (yes, I slept in...see Slacking 101 for plenty of detail) ... but I was driving Scarlet down a road topless, of course, and I wanted to see how VTEC sounded if I was standing up in the seat while driving it...!

So, I stand up in the seat, I don't know how I was reaching the pedals, but slammed through 3 gears all the way to redline...the wind was ripping through what is left of my hair, and man, it sounded AWESOME!

Any dream interpreters out there? What does this mean?!?

 

Greg, you need some medication...

 

Dude, you need a motorcycle

 

Hmmm, that could be, actually. But Nick and Jason forbade from buying a Ducati since they both have Monsters. I do want one though!


hmmm...


And Sondra, whenever you do get off your ass and get a job, don't go into dream analysis, you're not very good at it...

 

I see you've been slacking from taking your PROZAC too!

 

You took one too many acid trips when your were at Uni?

 

At least it was not a wet dream or was it?

 

You have become so close with your car it has turned into almost instinct. How it shifts, turns, stops, and the VTEC. Wanting to watch this from a different perspective still leaves you in control of your S2000 (Scarlet). As you stood up and watched it move through three gears, was it your hands, or Scarlets moving the gear shift knob. She is out there Greg, and she wants to be driven


Just a thought


Axcilla

 

axcilla, that was a brilliant analysis!

And Muz, I'm pleading the Fifth (for the most part) on that one...

 

This is all quite Freudian and simple of course. Your driving Scarlet (Scarlet of course is a woman and she is topless or has no clothes on) and the driving part, well, you know what that means. Then you wanted to see what VTEC sounded like. VTEC can be interpretted as screaming and moaning in ecstacy. So you did it standing up (requires quite a bit of coordination on both your parts - pun intended). "While driving".......there's that driving thing again. "So, I stand up in the seat".....actually, this is NOT you, it's HER feet on your butt. The reaching the pedals bit, this of course has to do with foreplay and "during" play and some form of contortionism. "Slammed through 3 gears"....... this is some sort of interpretation of sexual prowess and staying power and performance. "Redline"........ Home run, baby, let the bells ring and the banners fly; "I'm in the supermarket and I see Elvis, bring it home, MAMA!". The "wind" thing...... you really should wait till you're done. "Ripping thru......hair"....... have you checked your scalp for scratch marks? "Sounded AWESOME!"...... Light me a cigarette 'cause I've been to Nervana. Now roll over and go to sleep.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by gregstevens
[B]...this morning (yes, I slept in...see Slacking 101 for plenty of detail) ... but I was driving Scarlet down a road topless, of course, and I wanted to see how VTEC sounded if I was standing up in the seat while driving it...!

So, I stand up in the seat, I don't know how I was reaching the pedals, but slammed through 3 gears all the way to redline...the wind was ripping through what is left of my hair, and man, it sounded AWESOME!