I hate my S2K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Hilton Head Island
Originally posted by SmoothVTEC
I mean, damn.....while I'm in class, all I can think about is wanting to drive it! Meanwhile, my statistics professor is going over what will be on our final exam next week. I hope this this stupid (totally awesome) car doesnt't ruin my life!! This is what is going through my head right now.........
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You young guys need to learn how to get your homones under control. Here is what you CAN'T think about:
Your S2000, zipping down the road, top down, with a lovely young babe in a halter top, sitting beside you, her beautiful blonde hear flying in the breeze. Suddenly, she leans over and passionately bites you on the ear lobe, murmuring plaintively: "SmoothVTEC, pull off the road immediately, and take that blanket out of the trunk. We absolutely must walk off into the woods and make love this very minute. I am so totally aroused by you and your beautiful car!"
Now, did I not just explain that is what you CAN'T think about? Go study for the final exam. The car and the babe will be waiting for you afterwards. And you need to prepare yourself for a profession which will earn you enough $$ to indulge your taste in first rate sports cars for the next 50 years.
I mean, damn.....while I'm in class, all I can think about is wanting to drive it! Meanwhile, my statistics professor is going over what will be on our final exam next week. I hope this this stupid (totally awesome) car doesnt't ruin my life!! This is what is going through my head right now.........
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You young guys need to learn how to get your homones under control. Here is what you CAN'T think about:
Your S2000, zipping down the road, top down, with a lovely young babe in a halter top, sitting beside you, her beautiful blonde hear flying in the breeze. Suddenly, she leans over and passionately bites you on the ear lobe, murmuring plaintively: "SmoothVTEC, pull off the road immediately, and take that blanket out of the trunk. We absolutely must walk off into the woods and make love this very minute. I am so totally aroused by you and your beautiful car!"
Now, did I not just explain that is what you CAN'T think about? Go study for the final exam. The car and the babe will be waiting for you afterwards. And you need to prepare yourself for a profession which will earn you enough $$ to indulge your taste in first rate sports cars for the next 50 years.
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damn I'm gonna start school again soon and im getting an S right before... I was thinking how happy i would be to go to class cuz ill be driving the S to and from school, but i never thought about leaving the car and going to class (shit i hope i get through this)
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From: Charlotte
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You young guys need to learn how to get your homones under control. Here is what you CAN'T think about:
Your S2000, zipping down the road, top down, with a lovely young babe in a halter top, sitting beside you, her beautiful blonde hear flying in the breeze. Suddenly, she leans over and passionately bites you on the ear lobe, murmuring plaintively: "SmoothVTEC, pull off the road immediately, and take that blanket out of the trunk. We absolutely must walk off into the woods and make love this very minute. I am so totally aroused by you and your beautiful car!"
Now, did I not just explain that is what you CAN'T think about? Go study for the final exam. The car and the babe will be waiting for you afterwards. And you need to prepare yourself for a profession which will earn you enough $$ to indulge your taste in first rate sports cars for the next 50 years. [/B][/QUOTE]
Well, everything you said is right except for the girl with the blonde hair part. My girl is Asian, but she DOES have some blonde streaks in her hair if that counts?!?! haha Well, now that exams are over, I'm gonna go get my blanket and my girl and go take a trip through the mountians. See ya'll lata!!!!!
You young guys need to learn how to get your homones under control. Here is what you CAN'T think about:
Your S2000, zipping down the road, top down, with a lovely young babe in a halter top, sitting beside you, her beautiful blonde hear flying in the breeze. Suddenly, she leans over and passionately bites you on the ear lobe, murmuring plaintively: "SmoothVTEC, pull off the road immediately, and take that blanket out of the trunk. We absolutely must walk off into the woods and make love this very minute. I am so totally aroused by you and your beautiful car!"
Now, did I not just explain that is what you CAN'T think about? Go study for the final exam. The car and the babe will be waiting for you afterwards. And you need to prepare yourself for a profession which will earn you enough $$ to indulge your taste in first rate sports cars for the next 50 years. [/B][/QUOTE]
Well, everything you said is right except for the girl with the blonde hair part. My girl is Asian, but she DOES have some blonde streaks in her hair if that counts?!?! haha Well, now that exams are over, I'm gonna go get my blanket and my girl and go take a trip through the mountians. See ya'll lata!!!!!
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From: Shelburne
Just got my s2k 3 weeks ago, and I never feel as good as when I get in and push the start button! Feels almost like an addiction... Hey, I've got a question--when I first start out in the morning, and the engine is cold (maybe I can warm it up for one minute before I get impatient to be on the road), the fuel cut-off kicks in at 7500 rpms in first gear. I thought it was only supposed to do that at red-line 9000? Anyone else have this happen? NYC