If Your S2K Could Talk...
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From: West Los Angeles, CA
My S2k would say:
"She loves me better than that other car she bought! I know she does. She said so. And even if she didn't say so, I can tell by how happy she gets when she drives me. And sometimes I hear her when she talks about that other car and says things I know she would never say about me! Besides that, I make her smile and laugh. And I never let her down. Ever."
"She loves me better than that other car she bought! I know she does. She said so. And even if she didn't say so, I can tell by how happy she gets when she drives me. And sometimes I hear her when she talks about that other car and says things I know she would never say about me! Besides that, I make her smile and laugh. And I never let her down. Ever."
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From: City of Baked Beans
My S2k would say:
"Thank you for be neurotic about my cleanliness! I appreciate you not having me eat salt & sand during the winter season. Also, I appreciate you not having any fat people sit on me LOL! Love the fact that you try avoid pot-holes when possible, believe it or not those things hurt my soul whenever you hit one. Let's see, what else...No hella-flush, stance, or any other ridiculousness so I will return the favor by taking care of you when you decide to push the limits in and around corners. Speaking of which, when are you going to take me to a circuit course or at least auto-x, sheesh? And finally, what's this nonsense I hear about you trying to get rid of our Ptuning turbo kit? The one I never tried out for myself? What are you crazy!? Get the kit installed on me STAT!"
"Thank you for be neurotic about my cleanliness! I appreciate you not having me eat salt & sand during the winter season. Also, I appreciate you not having any fat people sit on me LOL! Love the fact that you try avoid pot-holes when possible, believe it or not those things hurt my soul whenever you hit one. Let's see, what else...No hella-flush, stance, or any other ridiculousness so I will return the favor by taking care of you when you decide to push the limits in and around corners. Speaking of which, when are you going to take me to a circuit course or at least auto-x, sheesh? And finally, what's this nonsense I hear about you trying to get rid of our Ptuning turbo kit? The one I never tried out for myself? What are you crazy!? Get the kit installed on me STAT!"
