she takes her top off on my command, she goes fast or slow at my will, she puts a smile on my face every time i see her, she, is my s2000.

 

had a gf like that once...didn't even have to pay her for those qualities.

 

 

pretty generic, i think you can do better with the metaphores there buddy.

 

Mine is a lot like a stripper. Looks good from a far, far from perfect, costs me an arm and leg, and leaves me wanting more.

 

But does it make other cars jealous when they see her?

 

psht, my car is my mistress. sitting outside my window tease. she beggs me to come inside of her. when i play rough, she just screams. sometimes i crawl under her and tease her with my tools. on special occasions, i will strip her down, get inside her and toss her around. she screams loudly and moans. sometimes we play in front of other people. she doesnt mind letting others watch. i only come back wanting more. then, other times when i get inside to play gentle, she gives off some sound but not too loud, only purrs.

she isn't new with little experience, and i am not a noob at what i do. she and i have been long together and are fully experience. she may not be young but she sure as hell know how to work to make other what to get inside too.

 

Mine is like a stripper too.

It removes paint from various curbs and speed bumps.



It also releases noxious gases...

 

And looks great wrapped around a pole?

 

blasphemy