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Old Apr 30, 2002 | 12:58 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by gomarlins3
[B]Do not, and I repeat do not, put a person on any exterior part of your vehicle for any reason.
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Old Apr 30, 2002 | 01:23 PM
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Maybe they should have a special section on this subject. I'm sure it would pull more replies than Jerry Petersons porn videos.
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Old May 1, 2002 | 08:19 AM
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I have'nt tried sex in the s2k, making out is hard enough.
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Old May 1, 2002 | 01:23 PM
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OK. It's hard to describe but here goes.

First, place her vdfuisv ,er fdudbn nbkr.
Then, put your niive,; ing leiho heieioej niein .
If she doesn't pass out after 60 seconds, you can move into the advanced position.
This requires you to put the backside of your right leg over the window well and your left knee on the top of the steering wheel. Her nvuiel will be perfectly positioned then. It may require repeated attempts to get it right.

As an option, she can bios klrekei hjvdioeri, while you ivnf,e jhie, but not too hard.

If lubrication is needed, there's oil on the dipstick.

If you've forgotten about protection, a quick shot of Fix-A-Flat will cover the situation.

Stretching exercises beforehand will prevent cramps.

PM me for pics!
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Old May 1, 2002 | 01:37 PM
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Originally posted by MyBad

If you've forgotten about protection, a quick shot of Fix-A-Flat will cover the situation.
Ahhh. . .wonderful Fix-a-Flat. . .the modern "DUCK TAPE" for all of life's dishing!!!
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Old May 1, 2002 | 02:00 PM
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I don't know if it's possible either. i will try it and let u know. But i think if it's possible, it's not gonna be worth it cuz u want pleasure, not worry about anything. That's why we have her car. lol.

LIL Raja
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Old May 2, 2002 | 03:47 PM
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man...whats wrong with you guys? if you wanted to have sex in a car...get a SUV or something...the S wasnt ment for stuff like that....and thats total disrespect.....
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Old May 2, 2002 | 06:01 PM
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I guess it is a little more important to me than some other people.

This is how you (I) do it..
Have her in a mini skirt, with or with out panties. Then have her straddle the center columb...( left foot placed in the passenger seat and right in the driver's) so now she is facing the rear end of the car.. Now tell her to gentle place both hands on the edge where the trunk meets the back seal for the soft top. She is ready!!! Just get behind her and haaaaaaaa the rest is ..... up to you...

It should work for a couple of hours or until a group of people start to gather.

Take care ,,, bye bye now....

Honey I think we should go for a ride now...you want to ware that mini skirt again.....
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Old May 2, 2002 | 06:13 PM
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Once again, S2KI reaches another cultural high-water mark!
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Old May 2, 2002 | 06:19 PM
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ok here goes my experience....one night i was stuck in a verry dark and lonely place wich i was going to be in for about an hour.... So im minding my bussines looking through the drivers window when my GF surprised with her breast out I was like so i said to my self what a wonderfull world .

So to make a long story a longer i sat right in between the two seats (with my back to the secret compartment) and she sat on top of me with her breast facing me....we were verry tight specially since it was cold out and we had to keep the top up but it was a great experience OMG i cant believe i just shared this
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