Jay Leno comments on the Influence of the S2000
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If you really wanna get someone...
Set a "ketchup packet" under each of the two pedestals on the [gently lowered] underside of the toilet seat. Then leave a "nominal" amount of T-P for your mark 
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Guys drop their drawers for #2...or they use the wall urinal typically. So he's gotta go...drops the pants...slams his arse down on the toilet seat...and...WHAMMO! Instant "splurrccssssh" across the back of his legs as ketchup drips down.
Now, he has to prioritize what to do with that nominal amount of toilet paper you left in the stall 
Set a "ketchup packet" under each of the two pedestals on the [gently lowered] underside of the toilet seat. Then leave a "nominal" amount of T-P for your mark .Guys drop their drawers for #2...or they use the wall urinal typically. So he's gotta go...drops the pants...slams his arse down on the toilet seat...and...WHAMMO! Instant "splurrccssssh" across the back of his legs as ketchup drips down.
Now, he has to prioritize what to do with that nominal amount of toilet paper you left in the stall 
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From: Vegas baby!!
Originally Posted by w1ngman,Apr 1 2005, 08:15 PM
If you really wanna get someone... Set a "ketchup packet" under each of the two pedestals on the [gently lowered] underside of the toilet seat. Then leave a "nominal" amount of T-P for your mark .
Guys drop their drawers for #2...or they use the wall urinal typically. So he's gotta go...drops the pants...slams his arse down on the toilet seat...and...WHAMMO! Instant "splurrccssssh" across the back of his legs as ketchup drips down.
Now, he has to prioritize what to do with that nominal amount of toilet paper you left in the stall
Set a "ketchup packet" under each of the two pedestals on the [gently lowered] underside of the toilet seat. Then leave a "nominal" amount of T-P for your mark .Guys drop their drawers for #2...or they use the wall urinal typically. So he's gotta go...drops the pants...slams his arse down on the toilet seat...and...WHAMMO! Instant "splurrccssssh" across the back of his legs as ketchup drips down.
Now, he has to prioritize what to do with that nominal amount of toilet paper you left in the stall but I will remember that.
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