Every nite me and my pooch find ourselves hangin out with the new toy. I have a little grade school chair and if I sit real close with my face on the front fender it is like i'm in my little boys doll house staring at and assimilating and being awed by it all.
Can u relate? With the practised exwrench's eye I carefully go over each and every wittle part in my wittle wittle car. Look at the master cylinder, i notice that the two lines to the abs unit are neatly plumbed and very easy to service should i ever need to. Would u look at that midget clutch master, a little tougher to get 2 but not very. Each and every part shouts hi performance, good thing i didn't have to pay $1500 extra for that nice intake manifold with the pretty straight intakes and nice big throttle body!! Boy changing the serpentine belt on this baby is gonna b pretty easy, maybe i should practice now as i might have to wait some years!! Naw, how about unscrewing the spark plug cover 2 feel like a man who has actually touched something. Think i'll wait until tomorrow when the sun is just right. Now i can move over to ..... the exhaust side!! I like that sheet metal shield for the battery and heater valve and ac lines. Too bad the valves don't have to be checked to often like on my old 2002!
Oh, I think I'll Check the Oil for the fifeenth millionth time. I hope i'm not cutting a groove in the shiny bushing that the dip stick enters the valve cover with. Wow what a skinny radiator, i like the nice gap between it and the condensor.
My eye wanders down to the massive motor mount that my hydraulic engineer buddy likes so much as i idly daydream and then whip out my little party binoculars cause I think I spotted some movement down below the electric steering rack.............................................t o be cont.