Longest week... ever
I signed a bill of sale last Saturday for an AP1 with low miles. Going to pick it up this coming Saturday, only one dilemma. It's currently Monday morning, with a full work week ahead of me that I'm sure will be impressively slow.
I've been looking for an s2000 for years blindly, so I've decided to compare it against my current car, the 2002 Dodge Neon ES, and the results were surprising. I may have made a big mistake, but I think it's too late now!
Motor:
Neon - 4cyl 2.0l
S2000 - 4cyl 2.0l
winner: TIE
Aerodynamics:
Neon - medium rear spoiler
S2000 - small ap2 spoiler
winner: NEON
Gas Efficiency:
Neon - 32mpg avg, regular
S2000 - 28mpg at best on premium
winner: NEON
Vtec:
Neon - no
S2000 - yes
winner: S2000
Seats:
Neon - 5 seats
S2000 - 2 seats, and neither person can be fat!
winner: NEON
Gear Box:
Neon - Manual 5-speed
S2000 - Manual 6-speed
winner: S2000
Stolen:
Neon - rarely
S2000 - frequently
winner: NEON
Speed Bumps:
Neon - minor nuisance
S2000 - worthy adversary
winner: NEON
Experiencing the weather:
Neon - child proof windows
S2000 - transforms in to dangerous deathtrap of stargazing
winner: S2000
Cup Holders (women love them):
Neon - 3
S2000 - *edit*1... not that I'll let anyone use it
winner: NEON
Snow:
Neon - FWD
S2000 - RWD
winner: NEON
Chance of Survival During Flying Lobster Attack:
Neon - hard lobster repelling roof
S2000 - multiple lobster entry points
winner: NEON
Final Score:
Neon: 8
S2000: 3
Winner: NEON
I've been looking for an s2000 for years blindly, so I've decided to compare it against my current car, the 2002 Dodge Neon ES, and the results were surprising. I may have made a big mistake, but I think it's too late now!
Motor:
Neon - 4cyl 2.0l
S2000 - 4cyl 2.0l
winner: TIE
Aerodynamics:
Neon - medium rear spoiler
S2000 - small ap2 spoiler
winner: NEON
Gas Efficiency:
Neon - 32mpg avg, regular
S2000 - 28mpg at best on premium
winner: NEON
Vtec:
Neon - no
S2000 - yes
winner: S2000
Seats:
Neon - 5 seats
S2000 - 2 seats, and neither person can be fat!
winner: NEON
Gear Box:
Neon - Manual 5-speed
S2000 - Manual 6-speed
winner: S2000
Stolen:
Neon - rarely
S2000 - frequently
winner: NEON
Speed Bumps:
Neon - minor nuisance
S2000 - worthy adversary
winner: NEON
Experiencing the weather:
Neon - child proof windows
S2000 - transforms in to dangerous deathtrap of stargazing
winner: S2000
Cup Holders (women love them):
Neon - 3
S2000 - *edit*1... not that I'll let anyone use it
winner: NEON
Snow:
Neon - FWD
S2000 - RWD
winner: NEON
Chance of Survival During Flying Lobster Attack:
Neon - hard lobster repelling roof
S2000 - multiple lobster entry points
winner: NEON
Final Score:
Neon: 8
S2000: 3
Winner: NEON
Of course I'm serious! With the way evolution has been acting up recently, its only a short matter of time before lobsters sprout wings and pose great threat to convertible owners. Crap! I better warn the Miatas!
Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Feb 16 2009, 10:12 AM
lmao. i hope you aren't serious, but i did get a good laugh at your post either way...

If you're looking for a family car with 5 seats and 3 cup holders, the S2000 is not for you. Plain and simple.








