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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:06 AM
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I signed a bill of sale last Saturday for an AP1 with low miles. Going to pick it up this coming Saturday, only one dilemma. It's currently Monday morning, with a full work week ahead of me that I'm sure will be impressively slow.
I've been looking for an s2000 for years blindly, so I've decided to compare it against my current car, the 2002 Dodge Neon ES, and the results were surprising. I may have made a big mistake, but I think it's too late now!

Motor:
Neon - 4cyl 2.0l
S2000 - 4cyl 2.0l
winner: TIE

Aerodynamics:
Neon - medium rear spoiler
S2000 - small ap2 spoiler
winner: NEON

Gas Efficiency:
Neon - 32mpg avg, regular
S2000 - 28mpg at best on premium
winner: NEON

Vtec:
Neon - no
S2000 - yes
winner: S2000

Seats:
Neon - 5 seats
S2000 - 2 seats, and neither person can be fat!
winner: NEON

Gear Box:
Neon - Manual 5-speed
S2000 - Manual 6-speed
winner: S2000

Stolen:
Neon - rarely
S2000 - frequently
winner: NEON

Speed Bumps:
Neon - minor nuisance
S2000 - worthy adversary
winner: NEON

Experiencing the weather:
Neon - child proof windows
S2000 - transforms in to dangerous deathtrap of stargazing
winner: S2000

Cup Holders (women love them):
Neon - 3
S2000 - *edit*1... not that I'll let anyone use it
winner: NEON

Snow:
Neon - FWD
S2000 - RWD
winner: NEON

Chance of Survival During Flying Lobster Attack:
Neon - hard lobster repelling roof
S2000 - multiple lobster entry points
winner: NEON

Final Score:
Neon: 8
S2000: 3
Winner: NEON
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:12 AM
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lmao. i hope you aren't serious, but i did get a good laugh at your post either way...
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:12 AM
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neon > s2k

neon ftw!

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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Feb 16 2009, 02:12 PM
lmao. i hope you aren't serious, but i did get a good laugh at your post either way...
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:19 AM
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Of course I'm serious! With the way evolution has been acting up recently, its only a short matter of time before lobsters sprout wings and pose great threat to convertible owners. Crap! I better warn the Miatas!
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Feb 16 2009, 10:12 AM
lmao. i hope you aren't serious, but i did get a good laugh at your post either way...


If you're looking for a family car with 5 seats and 3 cup holders, the S2000 is not for you. Plain and simple.
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:36 AM
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plain and simple the s2000 never be compared to a neon es.........
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:47 AM
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yes if your serious about this post then you are
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:47 AM
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Something tells me your no though
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 09:52 AM
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You can do better than 28 MPG, at least I have in my 04. Driving mostly highway at 70-75 MPH I once managed 31 MPG, and overall average is 27.7 MPG since I've owned the car.
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