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From: Federal Way
I have a proximity alarm on my car that goes off if you put your hand on the roof. I have found cat prints leading up the hood onto the roof only once. There were no cat prints leading off the roof so I presume the little slime ball left in a single jump when the alarm went off.
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From: Warner Robins, GA
Have you considered getting a trap from the Humane Society or animal shelter? Bait it with something the cat will like (like tuna) and in the morning you take your "problem child" to the animal shelter.
If the owners don't care enough to keep the cat in the house and off your car, they won't care enough to look for the cat.
I had a neighborhood cat sleeping on the top of my Mustang. No convertible top damage, but it did barf up a hairball a couple times. Imagine how pleasant it is to walk out to your car in the morning with a disgusting hairball on the top.
Fortunately, that cat disappeared of its own accord.
If the owners don't care enough to keep the cat in the house and off your car, they won't care enough to look for the cat.
I had a neighborhood cat sleeping on the top of my Mustang. No convertible top damage, but it did barf up a hairball a couple times. Imagine how pleasant it is to walk out to your car in the morning with a disgusting hairball on the top.
Fortunately, that cat disappeared of its own accord.
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From: monterey, california
It makes me sad when I see "cat" in a forum header, because the word is a surefire and inevitable attraction for the mouth-breathers who, like Ted Bundy, masturbate while fantasizing (or, in advanced cases inflicting) cruelty and degradation upon small creatures. Sure enough, here you are! Mmphs, Seung, Racer, Clayman, New Concept, et al - wank on, you heroes! How impotent your lives must be, how frustrated and cynical your relationships. But hey, enough of my griping. Here's my real suggestion: Until you can afford to properly garage a decent car, drive something more suitable to your station. Something that you won't notice when a dog pees on its tires, a cat sheds on its roof, or your sister/mother leaves goopy used condoms inside after turning tricks. No offense, of course... 
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I think cats are awsome, except in this situation. I have a guaranteed cure for this problem that won't cause any permanent damage. Go to the local food store and purchase some red or white pepper. Sprinkle it around the parameter of the car for a few days so the cat can get a good whiff of it in it's travels. If your lucky it will step in it or get a bit of it on it's nose while sniffing around.
If for some reason the cat gets lucky and somehow manages to get on the roof by some other means then you could move the pepper to the roof for a more direct approach.
One whiff is all it will take for mr peepers to find some other car to sit on.
If for some reason the cat gets lucky and somehow manages to get on the roof by some other means then you could move the pepper to the roof for a more direct approach.
One whiff is all it will take for mr peepers to find some other car to sit on.
