\"Pimpin' Hard\" with Flow Masters

It had me laughing so i thought I should share.

 

I believe this has already been posted before.

 

holy crap, an austinite!

 

aw man...I don't even know what to say to that. I know that when I was attending UT and was walking down the drag to get books or something (not exactly THE place to chill out), if someone was crusin' down it then gunned it, I just thought...SIGH, wat a tard. I'm willing to bet the other 99% of people there would have too. I guess this one girl from his Philosophy class was part of the 1% that said, WOW, he's so hot...PFTH.

Sad part of story...he hadn't gotten laid until he got this and was in college? Could it be that there are plentaay mo' ho's when you get to college? hahahaha. naaaaaaah

Gotta go order a flowmaster now...I'll keep you guys/gals posted on my panty-droppin' progress...you know, if I have enough time with all the cat I'll be pullin in...HAHAHA, CRAZY article, thanks for sharing

 

This sounds like one of the many Onion take-off stories. Well over a year ago, there was something along these lines on the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3413/neonlight.html