I raced a Viper GTS in my newly acquired S2000. The GTS started messing around with me on the highway.

I tried to put off racing, but I ended up giving into it. I started pulling the Viper hard.

I never realized the power of our high redline. Up to about 140, I put 5-6 cars on him.

I was like..........thank ya, thank ya very mucha.

 

oh and all i have done is a fart pipe

i pulled up to the viper and said...hey ding a' ling

ding dong


i meant penis

 

then you woke up

 

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