Are the red S2000 owners the only ones without this apparent insecurity about the color of their cars.

 

Must be. After all, aren't all sports cars red?

 

No. All sports cars are black.

 

As SPA LEADER, trust me it is not insecurity, it is nothing more than the desire to make those berlinas see the error of their ways. The berlinas being all black do not have the advantage of the details showing up, because the black details just blend in with a berlina and you get a monochromatic mess.

As a true fan of red (after all the two most popular Ferrari color are red and yellow) I would say Formulas, come join my cause. Let us unify and help to stamp out the unsightly monochromatic unsightly swirl-marked berlinas.

Join me now, for we can overcome this dark force. And please, see below, I, the SPA LEADER am truly a fan of red!

 

[joke]
Red and Yellow are for flashy "Look at me!" owners. Of course the Red owners are too busy singing "I'm to sexy for this...".

The yellow owners are tired of getting pulled over by their bling bling color.

We all know Red owners can't drive fast because cops always pull Red cars over!
[/joke]

 

DARK FINGER, you don't stand a chance of advancing your cause, but that's okay, you and the rest of the DARK FORCE are going down.....


[NO JOKE]Now, Formulas, It is I, SPA LEADER, join me and my Enlightened Force, together we

can rule the world. (Sorry Pinky, I could not help myself!) See here, I can show you proof, SPA LEADER s to your hue. [/NO JOKE]

 

I think it's likely that Sebring Silver owners will just unite with all the silver BMWs out there, so we don't have to go through all this drama.

 

I believe that the truth is absolutely black and red.

 

:in a deep raspy voice:
s2k_redhead, use the force, follow your inner knowledge. The true path is not the way of the berlina.

 

:thinking deeply, relaxing:



Eeek!! Help! I'm blinded by SPAness!!

:shields eyes and meditates deeply on the pure wholeness of the Dark Side: