S2000 Craigslist Post
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http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/2899225674.html
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"2000 honda s2000 - $32500
Hi, my name is ALEX and this is my honda s2000 for sale, i really don't will like to sell my car because it's very nice and i got too much money invested on this car i may have about $55,000 or more on this car i always try to buy the best parts for my car but, this is a car for show when i drive it i always get people asking me about what tipe of car it is and believe it always turns heads up it's very sexy speciality when i drive it with the top off ( convertible ) if you want to try to make an s2000 like this believe me you will spend more than $50,000 for sure, so now you get the possibility to get it for a really good price, but if i selling the car it's because i am too busy and i don't want to always leave in the garge but iam not in a big hurry to sell it, so if you are trying to get it for less than this price please do not even call me because i am not going to let it go for less that what i am asking. the car has 84xxx milles and i owned for 4 years when i bought it the car used to get 77000 milles so i just put 7000 milles on 4 years i always keep it in the garage and when it's raining i do not drive it and ofcourse no way that i can drive in snow i just use it from MAY to NOVEMBER and stay in the garage all the winter time from DECEMBER to middle of MAY i never been racing the car believeme i got a lot money on the car to make it look so nice that i don't want to damage the paint job of course every body wants to race with me in the stop lights but no noooo way this is for show not for race(for me ) any way if some one is interesting call me at 317 809-9007 you can call me or text me i don't really like to use emails you know for the spams so if this is serious call me or text me thanks."
http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/2899225674.html
Here is the main text body of the ad in case it disappears:
"2000 honda s2000 - $32500
Hi, my name is ALEX and this is my honda s2000 for sale, i really don't will like to sell my car because it's very nice and i got too much money invested on this car i may have about $55,000 or more on this car i always try to buy the best parts for my car but, this is a car for show when i drive it i always get people asking me about what tipe of car it is and believe it always turns heads up it's very sexy speciality when i drive it with the top off ( convertible ) if you want to try to make an s2000 like this believe me you will spend more than $50,000 for sure, so now you get the possibility to get it for a really good price, but if i selling the car it's because i am too busy and i don't want to always leave in the garge but iam not in a big hurry to sell it, so if you are trying to get it for less than this price please do not even call me because i am not going to let it go for less that what i am asking. the car has 84xxx milles and i owned for 4 years when i bought it the car used to get 77000 milles so i just put 7000 milles on 4 years i always keep it in the garage and when it's raining i do not drive it and ofcourse no way that i can drive in snow i just use it from MAY to NOVEMBER and stay in the garage all the winter time from DECEMBER to middle of MAY i never been racing the car believeme i got a lot money on the car to make it look so nice that i don't want to damage the paint job of course every body wants to race with me in the stop lights but no noooo way this is for show not for race(for me ) any way if some one is interesting call me at 317 809-9007 you can call me or text me i don't really like to use emails you know for the spams so if this is serious call me or text me thanks."
first off, that took way longer to read than needed. did this guy not go to school? or did he skip one too many english grammar classes and not learn to use punctuation marks such as periods? i mean i dont capitalize my letters, but hell i at least know how to separate my sentences. i kinda want to sent him a text saying "use '.' to separte your sentence. and i think you are in standing in the world record for the longest run-on sentence."






