Grand Prix White For Me
A Car Of Divinity
You Must Drive To See

 

Drinking my coffee
The only way to begin
uh-oh, have to dump

 

Ok, ok, in all seriousness now

Drive my S2K
really really really fast
what bad gas mileage

 

in silverstone black
often feel the need for speed
my license is lost

 

Yellow screaming blur,
Faster, faster to redline!
Do I dare slow down?

 

buy below sticker
say no to dealer markup
drive away smiling

 

Push the start button
sets the engine to roiling
angry tsunami

Open to blue sky
summer daydream of Senna
snick shift boy racer

Balancing tightrope
turns with no traction control
only the throttle

[AutoWeek , July 10, 2000]

Ted

 

dealer raped checkbook
not a penny left for food
just had to have it

 

LOL, WORD!!!

 

She growls on the way
Too sunny for work today
Backtrack. Hookie-play!