Alright, so I'm driving around base a couple days ago (before my percoset kicked in) so it was relatively safe driving. Anyway, I noticed a S2000 parked in a rather unusual spot. I see him parked here

So I park and while I'm walking to the car I'm thinkin to myself "Who the funk does this guy think he is?"

Then I walk around to the rear and it suddenly makes sense. Dealer.

I continue to walk around and notice that it's an 08 and incredibly dirty. Like hand prints and drool and stuff all over it (it = paint/windows/top). Yuck.
When I was finally able to look past how disgusting this car had become I noticed something in the windshield.


So if you can't read that just scroll down. You'll soooon see why I'm pissed off that I let my brother borrow my clubs. He's in Oklahoma by the way. You'll also see why I'm mad that I just got out of the hospital and couldn't play golf if I wanted and you may even see why I'm mad that I suck at golf to begin with. Anyway, here's what the sign says.


Aint that a bitch?
I'll have a longer story tomorrow (read: sometime)

 

So I'm assuming you're good at golf?

 

apperntly lol

 

pansy...

 

No.. he said hes mad that he sucks at golf to begin with. Anyway since its just sitting there getting dirty get a tow truck and steal it tonight

 

+1 FTMFW! lol

 

Perhaps I can ease your pain a little, that dealer is Honda-Mitsu-VW and nowhere does it say you can win this car. I'm sure you can appreciate from their point of view that putting out a base model Golf or Lancer might not draw the attention they are looking for, so they put an S out there.

My guess is that 18 hole-in-ones wouldn't have won you that S

 

good point

sneaky dealer

 

They should give away cars at bowling tournaments... I win those all the time and only get like $100 back.

 

For some odd reason I dont like the 08 wheels on that NFR.

They look fine in chicane silver and Ive seen a white. But that red, something just looks not right about those rims.