he he he... me too...

And since a couple of months I use to make double-clutch technique when downshifting.

 

I like playing with the throttle cable under the hood to the rev engine after washing and waxing it.

I always look at like it was the first time Ive ever seen it.

I look at its reflection on anything.

I damp wash it after I arrive home if I am done driving for the day.

I go through tire dressing like a fat girl at a buffet.

 

I ALWAYS forget to put on my seatbelt and once the loud-ass beep starts I start cussing uncontrollably because I hate it more than anything in the world.

Anyone know how to bypass that?

 

I think there is a mod to this, need to search the forum eliminating seatbelt beep...

 

i talk dirty to my car when i wash it. and after its clay bared i rub my ass against the front fender so feel how smooth it is


heather

 

I rip really loud juicy farts in it to my girlfriend's disgust.

 

Oh yeah, sure. We are going to tell the guy who the beeper was designed for how to disable it. Just wear the belt, man.

 

Wipe down before use.

Stomp my feet a couple of times before I get in ('cause I'm trying not bring dirt in to the S)

Wait for tach sweep and other "ecu checks" before pushing the START button.

Warm up to 3 bars before leaving.

Always, always rev-match.

Tread lightly. What goes in (usually just the key) leaves when I exit. Food and drink almost always warrants getting left behind.

Wipe down or wash after use.

Every time.

 

 

I do lots of these things too. I know there's med's for this. I just don't want them.