Err... new goverment studies indicate that s2000 roll over* during hard cornering causing instant death to driver and passengers. National Studies have indicated 3034 incidents since the cars initial release. This coupled with the fact that the S02 tires have a tendancy to seperate in unusal circumstances** have led legions of s2000 owners to trade their car in frantically on "safer" cars, thus driving the resale value on used s2000s down dramatically***. As of thus writing, our sources tell us that Honda has no plans to do a mass recall to fix these deadly traits. Honda sources have been saying "We have their money, we don't care anymore". You should be advised to start trying to sell your s2000 before the unfortunate happens...













































*All roll overs have occurred during situations where s2000 has fallen off cliff.

** Tred seperatoin conditions are ambient temp of 250 deg +, with speeds in excess of 180MPh

***err... I'll take a white with red leather please...

 

You bastard, I wanna wring your neck

 

Shit... I need a drink... Phew!!

 

:%s/s2000/mustang/g
:%s/Honda/Ford/g

 

LMEO

 

Ferrari's have the exact same problem..thats why I'm selling mine and getting a Ford Mustang... trading it in really -- although I'll have to pay the dealer $20,000 cuz my Ferrari isn't worth anything because of the rollover problem...

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


-- Aaron

 

Instant death is better that getting your melon slowly squashed and ending up with a monorail that doesn't go all the way through to Tomorrowland.

The Raptor

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! thump ok, i laughed my ass off the seat!

That was cruel I guess someone was bored today...

 

DAAYUM!!! I have enough drama in my life, o.k.

 

That's one way to drop the prices so you pick one up cheap!