This is an oldie... but still a goodie..
Merry Xmas Everyone



A Christmas Carol !!!!!

Grandma got run over by a riceboy
Walking home from the track Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as VTEC
But as for me and grandpa, we believe.

She'd been watching dirt track racing
And nitro-burning funny cars
Bud and coors she'd been chasing
And headed to the local nudie bars

When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
A honda emblem in her forehead
And Nitto Drag Radials across her back

We'd been worried about grandma
Didn't know if she'd be around
Now she's scraped across the pavement
That honda was two inches off the ground

Oh there's not much left of grandma
Wrinkled skin and half a lip
Grandpa's waitin' with a shotgun
For the sound of a fart tip

Now I've warned all my frinds and neighbors
Too much eggnog and you'll crash
But that don't apply to riceboys
With big tachometers on the dash


written by unknown


CHAD

 

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