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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:31 AM
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I checked her out from afar, she was sitting next to another model who was more clothed than she was. I summoned up my courage and walked up to her, trying to be confident on the outside while I was nervous as hell on the inside. I mean who wouldn't be! I introduced myself, and she told me her name was Spa.

We got talking and then Spa said it was ok for me to take her out. What joy!

I though it a little riske, but she let it happen. She let me sit on her lap! I think Spa was a little nervous though, because she immediately told me that she needed a drink. So I bought her the good stuff. She drank it all, then let out a little burp. Some dribbled on the side of her mouth, so I wiped it up for her.

It was easy to tell that Spa was still a virgin - she smelled beautiful, so I promised I'd go easy on her. I gently eased into her and guided it where it had to go. I rubed my foot against hers. She knew that I wouldn't be gentle for too long, for in the future, I think it would be better for our lovelife if I ride her hard. While we were at it, I also suggested that I give her a sponge bath every week just so she stays presentable. She giggled as she agreed. "Just make sure that the water is just the way I like it....waaaaarmmmmmmmm".

So she started making a sweet little moaning noise as I gave her the business, she responded by arching her back and pulling forward. I could tell that she was starting to like it, but I had to remember my promise of being easy on her at first. I looked at her slender curves, the contoured rise of her chest that told me she was well built. I started to get excited...so did she. She started breathing more and more and things got quicker and quicker. The fluids were surging!

I almost couldn't contain myself.....the energy, the passion....the.......the.......the driveway! WHAT.....the driveway? The FREAKIN' driveway! What, so soon? Doh. I hate it when I get interrupted like that. It ruins everything!

So, we quickly composed ourselves, and I warmed her down as I rubbed her back. I told her "It's okay baby, we'll do this again later tonight". She responded by saying, "mmmmmmm, sure Sime, I'll be ready for you ANYTIME".

I made her promise that she wouldn't tell my wife, and that if they ever did meet, that she would never show her true colors, and what we did together. Only she and I could know what she was really capable of. Otherwise, my wife might get suspicious....... Spa suggested that we try a threesome, but I told her that she had had enough for one day and that we could talk about THAT later

Hey, get that mind outa the gutter!

No seriously, Spa's here! All mine and all yellow on the outside! Glorious in the sunlight.....pissed that it's about 45 degrees colder outside than it actually needs to be!

By the way, she was built in December 2000, and I got her for MSRP with no dealer-forced options from Tamaroff Honda, Michigan. Black interior. Vin is #T002943.

Just wanted to let you all know!

I'm a happy little boy!!! Yipee!!!!!!!

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[Edited by Sime on 02-02-2001 at 12:49 PM]
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:52 AM
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glad for you Sime. i think your pretty much described the strange more then a car experience of stepping into a stook. my girl will be here soon.. she's got a H badge branded on her chest and a$$ which means she's more reliable then the ex-gf w/ sexier lines as well. kinda nice to know no matter how bad of a day you have, the mistress is always waiting for a ride in the garage.
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 08:58 AM
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Whoa, sounds like you enjoyed writing that a little too much Sime!
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 09:11 AM
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Duuuude! You need a girlfreind bad!
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 09:16 AM
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Hey later after you get more aquainted with Spa maybe you could talk her into a little swapping with my Berlina
PS I got pics............
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 10:15 AM
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Holy crap, I was sure I was reading an excerpt from a Jackie Collins novel or what?!



Glad you are enjoying Spa. We will have to meet at Gingerman this season...Dan, the owner just bought a yellow S2000, too. It's now added to the stable of cars on the grounds of the track.

Congrats!
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 10:28 AM
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hahahah! Thought I'd write something spicy for a Friday!

Weasel, actually, I do have a wife - Jen! She's great! Depending on how much attention I lavish on Spa, she may get a little jealous though!

Greg, I'll try and get up to Gingerman this year. Damn, now I have to save up for some race tires.........

I think the hardest part right now will be having the willpower not to take her into Vtec. By the way, when 'can' you take her into Vtec? How many miles after new?

Thanks all!
PS. Charlie - I'll post some pics soon too.
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 10:52 AM
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Hey Sime, how about updating your profile so that we know where you're from?
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 11:37 AM
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Originally, I am from Melbourne, Australia, but now I live in Farmington, Michigan with my American wife, Jen. Profile is updated!
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Old Feb 2, 2001 | 11:53 AM
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Welcome, my sweetie (wife) understands my relationship with Melissa. She still won't drive. BTW, Good color choice.
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