Why are cars always girls
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From: Columbia
Why are cars always girls
People ask me why i always called my car "her" or "she". Well, heres my list...feel free to add to it:
Beautiful curves
Always looks better topless
Just plain fast, in any way you think about it
Looks even better from the back (yup, it's all about the butt)
Purs when you really get on her
And most importantly...just feels so darn good to slide into her
Beautiful curves
Always looks better topless
Just plain fast, in any way you think about it
Looks even better from the back (yup, it's all about the butt)
Purs when you really get on her
And most importantly...just feels so darn good to slide into her
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From: Orlando
Originally posted by Kansorian
...just feels so darn good to slide into her
...just feels so darn good to slide into her
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From: Near The Ocean
while yes the S 2000 is female <IMO> "debbie"
My :92: VW Corrado is Male "NRML KAOS"
While some cars may seem to display themselves as female,
IMO it is normally true, however there are many male cars also running around.
I believe the car finds its owner, as rthe S can convince how many people to drive them 60,000 miles.
The S2000 is a work, yet already proved its existance.
And yes IMO its' , it takes the owner and the car to mesh.
One cannot base their automobile before it leaves their mark on the owner.
All is in the eye of the owner
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My :92: VW Corrado is Male "NRML KAOS"
While some cars may seem to display themselves as female,
IMO it is normally true, however there are many male cars also running around.
I believe the car finds its owner, as rthe S can convince how many people to drive them 60,000 miles.
The S2000 is a work, yet already proved its existance.
And yes IMO its' , it takes the owner and the car to mesh.
One cannot base their automobile before it leaves their mark on the owner.
All is in the eye of the owner
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From: knoxville, TN
Several Reasons:
1) you like both to have great curves and go REALLY fast
2) When everyhting is working right, there's nothing better....when one thing goes wrong, you're in for a world of hurt
3) neither EVER tell you what's wrong with them..it's all guesswork (unlike cars, women don't come with an owner's manual..pity)
4) pushing the wrong button can really mess things up
5) If your good with your hands, you can usually fix things right up...just takes a little time
1) you like both to have great curves and go REALLY fast
2) When everyhting is working right, there's nothing better....when one thing goes wrong, you're in for a world of hurt
3) neither EVER tell you what's wrong with them..it's all guesswork (unlike cars, women don't come with an owner's manual..pity)
4) pushing the wrong button can really mess things up
5) If your good with your hands, you can usually fix things right up...just takes a little time
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From: Chesterfield Twp
1. When you've got a hot one, your friends and neighbors always covet it! 
2. Hell hath no fury like a 9k rev!
3. More often than not, they tend to be somewhat temperamental!
4. If you treat her right, she'll stick around; if you beat her, she'll leave!
5. Something about a monthly fluid change...
All in good fun of course...
2. Hell hath no fury like a 9k rev!
3. More often than not, they tend to be somewhat temperamental!
4. If you treat her right, she'll stick around; if you beat her, she'll leave!
5. Something about a monthly fluid change...
All in good fun of course...
