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From: Okleehomie
So I as I'm waiting at a red light a gorgeous girl in a yellow s2000 pulls up next to me. I say hey and she says hey and something about "I love your car!" I don't really notice because I'm dazzled by the most incredible smile I've ever seen.
I say "let's hang out" and we pull over to a quiet street to talk. Before long, she says "sure, I'd love to have sex with you, I live in that big house right over there, yeah, the one with a hottub and swimming pool. Just me and my twin sister and her bi-girlfriend".
I say, "yay."
She says, "I'm glad you said hello, because I gave about five hints to another guy and he didn't take them. By the way, I'm a circus contortionist and massage therapist and bartend in my spare time."
I say "let's hang out" and we pull over to a quiet street to talk. Before long, she says "sure, I'd love to have sex with you, I live in that big house right over there, yeah, the one with a hottub and swimming pool. Just me and my twin sister and her bi-girlfriend".
I say, "yay."
She says, "I'm glad you said hello, because I gave about five hints to another guy and he didn't take them. By the way, I'm a circus contortionist and massage therapist and bartend in my spare time."
no need to get personal.
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Originally Posted by D Loke,Jun 15 2008, 08:13 AM
you should have told her you loved her.
After she told me the 2nd time that she loved my car I would have definitely responded with I Love You!!!! Then asked if she would like to make baby s2000's 
BTW... this thread is pure hilarity
