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Originally Posted by Clemsons2k,Jun 14 2008, 08:27 PM
Yea now that I think about it....that is pretty damn creepy 
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From: Anaheim
Originally Posted by Hwy 17,Jun 15 2008, 11:04 AM
So I as I'm waiting at a red light a gorgeous girl in a yellow s2000 pulls up next to me. I say hey and she says hey and something about "I love your car!" I don't really notice because I'm dazzled by the most incredible smile I've ever seen.
I say "let's hang out" and we pull over to a quiet street to talk. Before long, she says "sure, I'd love to have sex with you, I live in that big house right over there, yeah, the one with a hottub and swimming pool. Just me and my twin sister and her bi-girlfriend".
I say, "yay."
She says, "I'm glad you said hello, because I gave about five hints to another guy and he didn't take them. By the way, I'm a circus contortionist and massage therapist and bartend in my spare time."
I say "let's hang out" and we pull over to a quiet street to talk. Before long, she says "sure, I'd love to have sex with you, I live in that big house right over there, yeah, the one with a hottub and swimming pool. Just me and my twin sister and her bi-girlfriend".
I say, "yay."
She says, "I'm glad you said hello, because I gave about five hints to another guy and he didn't take them. By the way, I'm a circus contortionist and massage therapist and bartend in my spare time."
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Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Jun 16 2008, 09:48 AM
its only creepy in reality. in a romantic comedy, that'd be pure gold and the girl would live in the very last address on the dmv list. also OP would learn some life lesson while knocking on a million strangers' doors.
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From: Medford, OR
Originally Posted by Hwy 17,Jun 15 2008, 09:04 AM
So I as I'm waiting at a red light a gorgeous girl in a yellow s2000 pulls up next to me. I say hey and she says hey and something about "I love your car!" I don't really notice because I'm dazzled by the most incredible smile I've ever seen.
I say "let's hang out" and we pull over to a quiet street to talk. Before long, she says "sure, I'd love to have sex with you, I live in that big house right over there, yeah, the one with a hottub and swimming pool. Just me and my twin sister and her bi-girlfriend".
I say, "yay."
She says, "I'm glad you said hello, because I gave about five hints to another guy and he didn't take them. By the way, I'm a circus contortionist and massage therapist and bartend in my spare time."
I say "let's hang out" and we pull over to a quiet street to talk. Before long, she says "sure, I'd love to have sex with you, I live in that big house right over there, yeah, the one with a hottub and swimming pool. Just me and my twin sister and her bi-girlfriend".
I say, "yay."
She says, "I'm glad you said hello, because I gave about five hints to another guy and he didn't take them. By the way, I'm a circus contortionist and massage therapist and bartend in my spare time."
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From: Northern Virginia
Originally Posted by yufool,Jun 13 2008, 11:29 AM
You can do what this fellow on craigslist did on "missed connections" Type up a description of the girl, where you were at, and any identifying features like "gorgeous, S2000, awesome bazongas, etc" and hope that someone helps you find her.
Could go the wrong way though, if ya know what I mean.
Could go the wrong way though, if ya know what I mean.
Bazongas!to the op. We love you but...
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