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Jul 26, 2005 | 05:49 PM

#41

Bikecrasher

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You always complain that your ass doesnt fit right in car seats!?!

and

Your middle name is Melvin or Vern.

Jul 26, 2005 | 06:08 PM

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switchcars

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Originally Posted by Suzukaboy,Jul 25 2005, 03:28 PM

you will wonder why the ladies still won't go out with you.

(*#$(#*&!

Jul 26, 2005 | 06:38 PM

#43

Chazmo

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From: Central Massachusetts

if you don't know how to (or simply won't) check your oil.

Jul 27, 2005 | 05:42 AM

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Suzukaboy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bikecrasher,Jul 26 2005, 05:49 PM

You always complain that your ass doesnt fit right in car seats!?!

and

Your middle name is Melvin or Vern.

and

you play the banjo

Jul 27, 2005 | 08:41 AM

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TR-S2K

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If you also bought hardtop and had it on all year

Jul 27, 2005 | 09:11 AM

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magicxtc

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if you mind the road noise

Jul 27, 2005 | 09:18 AM

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UnkieTrunkie

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You play any instrument larger than a French Horn. . .

Jul 27, 2005 | 10:56 AM

#48

yellowf22c1

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you don't know how to start the engine!

Jul 27, 2005 | 01:19 PM

#49

CaptainMike

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From: Hurricane City, FL

You have to ASK what color to buy.

You immediately ASK what mods you should get.

You think rear tires should last at least 20,000 miles.

You (think you) are already too good a driver to benefit from driving school.

Jul 27, 2005 | 01:27 PM

#50

ADAM_ROB_UK

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Suzukaboy,Jul 25 2005, 11:28 PM

if you don't know any swear words appropriate to installing the convertible top cover the first time.

oh dear me that bring back memories!!!!!!

i think the people around me thought i was a total scum that way i was swearing at it....

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it will take you more than a week to get the first 600 miles in.

i think i did that within the first day

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