View Poll Results: Is your S2000 a "he" or a "she"?
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Is your S2000 a "he" or a "she"?
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Joined: Oct 2000
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From: Scotts Valley
According to my wife the S2K is my B!tch 
So, I guess I would classify it as a her. She used to call it the other woman...but now has become the b!tch...i guess all the goodies I have bought her made her jealous
So, I guess I would classify it as a her. She used to call it the other woman...but now has become the b!tch...i guess all the goodies I have bought her made her jealous
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Joined: Nov 2000
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From: St. Louis, MO
At the time of my posting, 19 people voted that it's just a car.
For those people, I have a list of things for you to do:
1) Drive your S2000 to the nearest Honda dealership
2) Remove all of your personal belongings from "the car"
3) Walk into the dealership and profuse your idiocy for owning this car
4) Have the dealer shuttle you to the nearest KIA dealer
5) Finance (or hell, just pay cash) for a KIA Rio
6) Drive away feeling better about being you
Do this now. . .WOO HOO!!! Great news as the USED S2000 market is about to get a boost!
The S2000 is obviously female. . .she's a BITCH! But I love her for that!
C'mon, the curves, power, tight seats
and that notchiness in the gears at times brings memories. . .
**DISCLOSURE** If you are offended by this post at all then you lack the necessary humor to be alive!
For those people, I have a list of things for you to do:
1) Drive your S2000 to the nearest Honda dealership
2) Remove all of your personal belongings from "the car"
3) Walk into the dealership and profuse your idiocy for owning this car
4) Have the dealer shuttle you to the nearest KIA dealer
5) Finance (or hell, just pay cash) for a KIA Rio
6) Drive away feeling better about being you
Do this now. . .WOO HOO!!! Great news as the USED S2000 market is about to get a boost!
The S2000 is obviously female. . .she's a BITCH!
But I love her for that!C'mon, the curves, power, tight seats
and that notchiness in the gears at times brings memories. . . **DISCLOSURE** If you are offended by this post at all then you lack the necessary humor to be alive!
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From: Lyndhurst
Only a woman would get the care and devotion I give my S2000. Therefore, I would have to say "she". I wash her gently; apply her coating to protect her from the elements, I make sure she is fed and has plent of fluids. I try to keep her out of bad weather and bad neighborhoods. I take her to the 'doctor' to for her check up. I wouldn't do that for a guy. 
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Joined: Feb 2002
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From: Lathrop
I would have to agree with airgate - The car can't possibly be an "It" - That much personality in a car has to deserve a better ranking then "It" otherwise you wouldn't be talking about your car in an online forum along with all the other s2k owners.