Carwise : "That a dent?"

Lifewise : "I'm leaving you."

 

Lots of rabbits must have given their lives before something simple like a stick that would turn blue was discovered.

 

Thanks a lot, you all reminded me I have a lot more to fear than just Dr Phil.

 

I thought the three worse words a guy can hear are "Is It In?"

 

In my part of the country:

Watch 'is y'all.

 

Hmmmm....this thread was about 3 words I guess it's the new math....

 

For example. If I stated as fact that last year Hertz rented 10,958,263 cars one would probably take that as gospel. When in fact, like Darlene with room 314 at the Buck Eye Run 05, I pulled that number out of thin air.

 

As an unmarried 41 Y.O., I should write a book on marriage, makes as much sense as Dr. Phil's diet book.

As far as my married male friends go, the words I hate for them to hear are "Report on arrival". One of my friends and I where 45 minutes late on a 2 hour snowmobile leg. I could hear his wife bitching him out over the TV. Jesus, I know she supported him through his kidney transplants, but man, I would be a different state and people would be calling me "Pedro".

 

Some wives are shrews. Some husbands are dicks.