By golly, I think I've got this whole stock market thing figured out.

I haven't done all the research needed to get the numbers refined to any degree of precision, but I can do pretty good estimates:

Based on what's been happening on Wall Street for the past few months, I figure I'm about 38 years old again -- at least that's where my retirement 401Ks calibrate. Dang! No aches and pains at all!

I wonder if that means I've got to call myself a "pre-Vint" though. HPH

 

Nah - I think we're all "grandfathered" in. I'm not feeling any aches and pains right now either - of course I've been drinking heavily since I got home today and looked at my brokerage account.

 

I was buying this story, then I noticed more gray hair......Nope, I'm not 38 after all.

 

I like to think of myself as a 38 year old with 21 years of experience.

 

Just think that if the market keeps going down at 500 poitns a day in only 16 days it will be at 0. Since it started in 1896 we will all be in negative numbers.