Possibly it was the excitement of going out with Dave, her new boyfriend, for the first time. Alternatively, it could have been something she had eaten. Whatever the reason, Caroline had been stricken for the last hour with a rather bad attack of wind.

By the time her date arrived it was all she could do to get from the house and into the car without disgracing herself. As Dave closed the door on her side and walked round to his, in desperation Caroline exploded with a very large and loud fart.

Dave, getting into the driving seat, appeared not to have noticed. However, turning to her and indicating towards the back seat he said, "Let me introduce my two friends, Linda and Brian. I thought they would like to join us tonight!"

 

OK, I admit I actually laughed at that!

 

Sometimes you just want to get away.

 

 

I know I'll regret this but I don't get it. Linda Brian?

 

Patty, read it again. The names are irrelevant.

 

I suppose they farted?

 

You're on the right track, but its she not they.

 

I had a date like that in my younger days in a similar situation.
On a double date after a night of dancing, we were at my girlfriends apartment.
My back was bothering me so she decided to give me a massage.
I was on my stomach, she sat on my back I almost blew out all the windows.
I was laughing so hard my side hurt worse than my back.
I'm sure Caroline will laugh about it when she's our age

 

Kyra,

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