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Old Nov 19, 2011 | 03:41 AM
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Bend over baby. If there ever was a need for a Darwin happening...here it is.
Some one take them swimming!!!!

"A Miami Gardens transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient's rear with everything but the kitchen sink in an illegal cosmetic surgery procedure.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after an investigation by Miami Gardens Police and the Florida Department of Health.

According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue.

The amateur incision was then sealed with super glue, police said. The victim was later hospitalized with a serious medical condition as a result of the injections.

Morris, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman and sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos, was being held on $7,500 bond.

It was unknown whether she has an attorney.

Police believe there may be other victims of Morris who may be afraid to come forward. They said the victims haven't done anything illegal and shouldn't be afraid to come forward."
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Old Nov 19, 2011 | 08:18 AM
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Old Nov 19, 2011 | 04:32 PM
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Her next BM after this must have been an adventure.
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Old Nov 21, 2011 | 04:34 AM
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Wait a minute! I can skip the exercise bit in the hopes of having a butt you "could bounce a quarter off of and just use some fix a flat and super glue to enhance the backside? This sounds great!!!!
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Old Nov 21, 2011 | 08:49 AM
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I'll pass on the procedure. With my luck the material would migrate to a less desirable location.
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Old Nov 22, 2011 | 03:55 AM
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Update, plus a picture of the new ideal shape here.

Sometimes -- actually, lots of the time -- it's soooooo embarrassing to live in Florida. HPH
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Old Nov 22, 2011 | 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by DrCloud
Update, plus a picture of the new ideal shape here.

Sometimes -- actually, lots of the time -- it's soooooo embarrassing to live in Florida. HPH
OMG!!!!
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Old Nov 22, 2011 | 04:20 AM
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Finally, something out-of-the-ordinary for your Christmas shopping list . . . a cement basketball butt. Crack sealer optional.
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Old Nov 22, 2011 | 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by DrCloud
Update, plus a picture of the new ideal shape here.

Sometimes -- actually, lots of the time -- it's soooooo embarrassing to live in Florida. HPH
Haha I didn't have the guts to post the picture.

On another note, you should clarify, "It's soooooo embarrassing to live the Florida".

Haven't you ever seen the demographic map of Florida? It shows the W coast is covered in gray, the middle in crackers and the E coast in nuts.
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Old Nov 22, 2011 | 11:03 PM
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I want to see some nude photos of that thing, it or what ever you call it.
How could anyone see that wo(man) and say "I want a butt, hips and thighs just like yours"

ROD
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