This old dog is still willing to learn new tricks. I still need a compelling argument, sans agendas, bias, and money.

 

Must be the season of the year. My brother in law sent me this
http://www.greatglobalwarmingswindle.com
(P.S. he also informed me all Democrats are communists)

 

"Global Warming" is so passe. The new term is "Climate Change".

Did you say it is unusually cool? That's "Climate Change" for you. Is your area dryer this year than last? That's "Climate Change" working. Are the glaciers melting? Blame it on "Climate Change".

 

I have a headache, blame it on 'climate change'

 

You mean their not, hmmmmmmmmm.

 

I don't believe it in the first place.

 

How can you not believe the climate changes? If it is warmer (or colder) today than yesterday, your climate has changed. If it is sunny (or raining) today and it was not yesterday, your climate has changed. This is a scientific fact that cannot be argued. Whether you believe in it or not, the climate changes.

 

No, you are confusing "weather" and "climate". Climate is the time average of weather. The proper timescale is decades (at least).

 

That crap comes from the same scientists that were paid to say that cigarettes were not habit forming. May they burn in hell. Oh wait, they can just stick around and burn here. Never mind.

 

As the climate warms, I'm pretty sure we will see the return of dinosaurs. I'm working on making up some of my own right now. Dean, you'll be pleased to know I now have horseshoe crabs. I didn't actually create them, I just caught them. But I threw them in with my ameobas, to jump a few million years of waiting.