MMM 3 cheers for St Paddy!

 

Look what those leprechaun's did to Anika's breakfast! Green eggs & Ham!



She squealed with delight when she saw it.

JonasM

 

An American on vacation in Ireland enters a pub and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He shouts, "I hear you Irish are serious drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the offer.
Paddy Murphy gets up and leaves the bar. He returns thirty minutes later and asks the American if the bet is still on. He says it is and orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately, Paddy downs all 10 pints of beer back to back. The other pub patrons cheer as the American begins to count out the $500. As he hands Paddy the money he asks, "If you don't mind me asking, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
Paddy replies,"Oh......... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

 

 

One more for St. Patty's Day (semi-R rated):

Irish Virginity Test

Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his parish priest how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His priest says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself... Virginity Test Kit .... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint, and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, father?"

The priest replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, Paddy, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

“If she says, ‘That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen,’ you hit her with the shovel.”

 

^^ I'll have a shot of Jamison to that one. Good One.

 

We had a good time last night. Hope you fellow Irish did as well! One of my friends is the lead in a band that was playing; it was great to see him enjoying himself. His young wife of 53 died a month or so ago from cancer but he's been holding up well.