Mich vs Ohio State this weekend
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From: Mish-she-gan
Mich vs Ohio State this weekend
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and
says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy
replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and
I am an Ohio State Graduate. The guy sitting
next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio
State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5",
250 lbs. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate.
Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The
first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to
explain it three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim
Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the
Michigan game ....the rest of the players will
have to dress themselves.
What's the only sign of intelligent life in
Columbus?
Ann Arbor : 187 Miles
What does the average Ohio State University
student get on his SAT? Drool
How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front
porch? Pay him for the pizza
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one
day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State
grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be
the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was
the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all
the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled
himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for
the fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the
Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain
proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and
shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushedthe Ohio State grad off the mountain.
What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order
please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for
his first day of work. The manager greeted him
with a warm handshake, smiled, gave him a broom
and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the
store." "But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man
replied indignantly, "I even played football
there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said
the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better
show you how."
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and
hollerin' while partying on campus when a
bartender asked them why they were celebrating.
The smart one said proudly that they had just
finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two
months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender.
The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4
- 6 years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today
in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell
from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an
unplugged the horse just in time.
A little boy and his mother were walking through
an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone
that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good
man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why
did they bury two people in there?"
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking
down the beach talking about the rivalry betweenOhio State and Michigan. As they are walking,
Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer
inspection, it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who
disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both
say they did. "You will each get one wish," said
the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an
impenetrable wall built around the entire state of
Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can
ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground
as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed
in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie
grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly
whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now
tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Lloyd says,
"Fill it up with water."
Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State
football games? Because the senior who knew the
recipe finally graduated.
What are the three longest years of a Ohio State
football player's life? His freshman year.
says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy
replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you
should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and
I am an Ohio State Graduate. The guy sitting
next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is an Ohio
State Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5",
250 lbs. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate.
Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The
first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to
explain it three times"
It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim
Tressel will only be dressing 20 players for the
Michigan game ....the rest of the players will
have to dress themselves.
What's the only sign of intelligent life in
Columbus?
Ann Arbor : 187 Miles
What does the average Ohio State University
student get on his SAT? Drool
How do you get an Ohio Graduate off your front
porch? Pay him for the pizza
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one
day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State
grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be
the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they
climbed higher, they argued as to which of them was
the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all
the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled
himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for
the fighting Irish!" Not wanting to be outdone, the
Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain
proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this, the Michigan grad walked over and
shouted, "This is for the Wolverines!" and pushedthe Ohio State grad off the mountain.
What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order
please?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for
his first day of work. The manager greeted him
with a warm handshake, smiled, gave him a broom
and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the
store." "But, I'm a OSU graduate," the young man
replied indignantly, "I even played football
there!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said
the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better
show you how."
Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and
hollerin' while partying on campus when a
bartender asked them why they were celebrating.
The smart one said proudly that they had just
finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two
months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender.
The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4
- 6 years!"
A Buckeye football player was almost killed today
in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell
from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an
unplugged the horse just in time.
A little boy and his mother were walking through
an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone
that read: "Here lies an OSU graduate and a good
man." The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why
did they bury two people in there?"
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking
down the beach talking about the rivalry betweenOhio State and Michigan. As they are walking,
Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Upon closer
inspection, it turns out to be a genie's lamp. "Who
disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd both
say they did. "You will each get one wish," said
the genie. Jim offers to go first. "I want an
impenetrable wall built around the entire state of
Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can
ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground
as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed
in so that we can finally have our peace!" The genie
grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly
whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now
tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. Lloyd says,
"Fill it up with water."
Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State
football games? Because the senior who knew the
recipe finally graduated.
What are the three longest years of a Ohio State
football player's life? His freshman year.
sending this to my father an old Mich grad.
He's watching the game with Woody I guess.
