I've read this thread at least 6 times, and I don't understand it at all. Please somebody explain it to me.

 

Morris, come on you have to get your mind around this thread. What you said ...NEVER, oh well never mind

 

You see Moris, It’s like this. It was one of the ancient Greeks ( Flavo Flavius??)I think that coined the phrase Never Mind when asked about Pluto or was it Goofy? He said “OH never mind”. Ever since then it has been a puzzle to man whether to mind or not mind. Once you have begun to mind all you want is not to mind and sometimes vice versa. Either way it is up to you to mind or no to mind. The End
J.W.

 

I have half a mind to report this thread to the authorities.

 

^You have a half a mind? When did you get the upgrade?

 

Haha. Ouch!

See tof, maybe you should have said, 'I have a good mind to report this ...'

Oh well, never mind!

 

^^ I never mined but I often dig in my garden. One time I . . . oh never mind.

 

 

Dear people on this website. I am Regina, secretary to Mr. Morris. I must report to you that this morning Mr. Morris ran to the window, screaming "I don't understand, I don't understand" and then leaped out of the window. I found this website and this thread open on his computer, so I surmise that someone here drove him to the point where he, well, lost his mind.

He will return as soon as he gets back from the cleaners. We are on the first floor, so he only got himself dirty.

Please humor him. I get paid tomorrow, and he has to sign my check.
Thank you,
Regina

 

(I knew reading this thread would eventually pay off!)

JonasM