S2000 Vintage Owners Knowledge, age and life experiences represent the members of the Vintage Owners

Practical Jokes

Thread Tools
 
Old Feb 24, 2006 | 06:24 AM
  #11  
DiamondDave2005's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 2,897
Likes: 1
From: Cherry Hill, NJ
Default

Replace a co-worker's Windows desktop with a screenshot of their desktop and watch them click inoperative icons for a while.

Tell non-technical co-worker that she really needs to learn JSP2 to get a nice raise, then giggle as she tells you how many bookstores she's been to trying to find a book on your non-existant software.

Superglue a coin to the floor and watch people try to pick it up (we thought this was hysterical as kids).

As a teenager, my best friend had a party at his house while his parents were away for the weekend. He made the mistake of going to bed before another friend and I had left the house.
We put Jello in the kettle, moved all the furniture around, put all non-perishable food items in the stove, put all his albums in the wrong covers, barricaded the door to upstairs, turned furniture upside down, rearranged the fridge, and went home.
At 7:00am the next day, our phone rang. My dad says "David, Justin's on the phone for you and he sounds very upset." I picked up the phone and said hi, and, at full volume, he says "WHERE THE F*** ARE MY F***ING CORNFLAKES, YOU MOTHERF***ING BASTARD????" Me: "In the stove." CRASH! as he hangs up.
It took him a few days to get over that one. Apparently he had to climb out the bedroom window to the garage roof so that he could get downstairs and go in through the front door. He was not amused.
He's over it now though. He let me drive his Ferrari back in Ireland last weekend

Me with Ferrari - it's a '99 360 Modena.
Reply
Old Feb 24, 2006 | 06:52 AM
  #12  
fltsfshr's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 10,868
Likes: 1,058
Default

Lift up the toilet lid and cover the bowl with tight piece of saran wrap.


That was a good one when I was a kid too.

fltsfshr

But I still think the funniest one I've ever seen is what happens when you wire the horn to the brake light and watch them jerk across the parking lot trying to figure out what's going on. The expressions were priceless


Reply
Old Feb 24, 2006 | 07:51 AM
  #13  
Kyras's Avatar
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 45,872
Likes: 5,398
From: Loveland, CO
Default

Originally Posted by DiamondDave2005,Feb 24 2006, 07:24 AM
He's over it now though. He let me drive his Ferrari back in Ireland last weekend

Me with Ferrari - it's a '99 360 Modena.
I wish I had a friend with a Ferrari. Was it fun??
Reply
Old Feb 24, 2006 | 07:54 AM
  #14  
Triple-H's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 58,680
Likes: 2
From: West Henrietta UPSTATE NY
Default

This is one of the best ones I'v done in a while. And to make it even better, I'm going to let the person who got it played upon them describe it.


Originally Posted by matrix,Oct 20 2005, 09:20 PM
Alright he got me good this weekend...

He was up to watch the final F1 race of the year.

Well on Saturday, after we finished everything we planned, we were kind of bored just having a few beers so he says, hey why don't we clean the Civic as it was a huge mess.

I'm like sure - but dude, we don't have to work, your up here visiting...but if you want to, hey sure....

Well, this morning, I pull back my sun roof screen and what do I see on my sun roof....

SPA RULES written in the dirty window!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reset of the car is sparkling except for that.....


I am so going to get even!

good one

<- for Doug.....
Clearly one of Spa Leader's better moments.
Reply
Old Feb 24, 2006 | 07:59 AM
  #15  
Kyras's Avatar
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 45,872
Likes: 5,398
From: Loveland, CO
Default

^Good one.
Reply
Old Feb 24, 2006 | 08:36 AM
  #16  
DiamondDave2005's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 2,897
Likes: 1
From: Cherry Hill, NJ
Default

Originally Posted by Kyras,Feb 24 2006, 11:51 AM
I wish I had a friend with a Ferrari. Was it fun??
It was AWESOME! I drove it for a total of about 4 hours, so it was quite an experience. It also has a TUBI exhaust, so it sounds amazing.

I haven't posted a review for him yet, but you can check out another person's review of the car here:

http://www.octane.ie/news/article_display.php?id=61
Reply
Old Feb 24, 2006 | 12:18 PM
  #17  
Porsche951's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 1,227
Likes: 0
From: Bridgewater
Default

This may cross over the line of "practical jokes" but in light of Dick Chaneys recent Hunting experiences I thought I'd share it.

Many years ago a good lifelong friend of mine and I were quail hunting when we came along an electrified fence in a pasture. Observing proper hunting etiquette he passed his shotgun for me to hold while I pushed down on the electrified barbed wire with the butt end of my shotgun to allow him to safely "straddle" the fence. When he was halfway over ready to swing his other leg over I don't know what got into me but I was curious as to whether or not the electricity was ON or not. So I lifted up with my shotgun zapping him in the crotch. Yes we're still good friends.
Reply
Old Mar 31, 2006 | 03:24 PM
  #18  
NNY S2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 25,647
Likes: 407
From: Plattsburgh, NY
Default

Thought I'd give this a bump in the spirit of April Fools Day.
Reply
Old Mar 31, 2006 | 07:04 PM
  #19  
Kyras's Avatar
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 45,872
Likes: 5,398
From: Loveland, CO
Default

Good, Levi. I never did float the . I'll have to do that tomorrow.
Reply
Old Apr 3, 2006 | 07:57 AM
  #20  
Kyras's Avatar
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 45,872
Likes: 5,398
From: Loveland, CO
Default

I did this on April 1st, in our motorhome. Andy didn't laugh or even say anything about it. He wasn't in a jovial mood since Christa was leaving to go home and he was .




Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:57 PM.