Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Obama is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women..

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his..

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

Answer below! (this is pretty good )



















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The answer is: 'A Last Name.'

You didn't think I'd post a dirty joke, did you?

 

I was thinking the answer was going to be "a brain". Or some very muscular body part.

 

Cute, Dave.

Now as to you question as to if you'd post a dirty joke.........let me get back to you on that.

 

How about...last name?

edit: Oh...you gave the answer. I had it after the pope and didn't read the rest.

OK...how about this one. But I won't give the answer until someone gets it...

A prison guard asks a visitor what his relationship is to the prisoner he is visiting. The visitor replies, "Brothers and sisters, I have none. But the prisoner's father is my father's son."

What is the visitor's relationship to the prisoner?

 

his grandpa

 

The visitor is the father of the prisoner.

 

What ya got for us, Bill?

 

A man and his son are in a terrible car accident. The son is rushed to the hospital. The old town doctor rushes into the emergency room, takes one look at the patient and says "I can't operate on this person, he is my son." Who is the doctor?

 

Good one.

I have it but maybe we should let some others have some fun with that gem.

 

The mother of the son.