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Some quotes from today's article in the Wash Post:
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He told me I was being ridiculous -- everyone hadn't met me yet."
"Oh, when I was a kid in show business, I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes."
"Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide.' He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."
Also:
"My wife is the worst cook in the world," he would say. "At my house, we pray after we eat."
And despite his infirmities, he said he hoped to go on living. "There are too many people out there who owe me money."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He told me I was being ridiculous -- everyone hadn't met me yet."
"Oh, when I was a kid in show business, I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes."
"Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide.' He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."
Also:
"My wife is the worst cook in the world," he would say. "At my house, we pray after we eat."
And despite his infirmities, he said he hoped to go on living. "There are too many people out there who owe me money."
One of my favorites,
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
A genius has passed.
Oh and one for the computer folks:
I went out and bought an Apple Computer; it had a worm in it'.
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
A genius has passed.
Oh and one for the computer folks:
I went out and bought an Apple Computer; it had a worm in it'.











Take my grief, please.
