Happy Birthday, Bill

 

What he said.

 

As sung by Sheriff John,

Put another candle on your Birthday Cake, You're another year older to-day!

Happy Birthday, Bill . I hope it's a good one.

 

Bill

Happy birthday.




"Happy Birthday Blues"
B.B. King

Baby lights her cigarette
And takes a look around
She says that morning sun
Sure does get her down
Nothing else to see
Just to help her lose
Those happy birthday blues

Grandpa takes a drink of wine
And tells it like it was
Tells me all he wants to do
Is what everybody does
Say he'd give the world
For a little girl
Just to help him lose
Those happy birthday blues

Happy birthday blues
Happy birthday blues
Got to pay your dues
Those happy birthday blues

In and out and on and on
Everybody goes
And where the fun with finally stops
Everybody knows
Girls it's me and you
Doing what we do
Just one way to lose
Those happy birthday blues

 

And just to make you feel a little better/worse, (you choose),


"Happy Birthday"
Weird Al Yankovic


Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

Well it's time to celebrate your birthday,
It happens every year.
We'll eat a lot of broccoli, and drink a lot of beer.
You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat.
A million people every day are starvin' in the street.
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor.
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four.
There's garbage in the water,
There's poison in the sky.
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

Well, what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits?
Enjoy it while you can.
We'll soon be blown to bits!
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose.
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse.
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be Crispy Critters after World War III.
There's nowhere you can run to,
Nowhere you can hide.
When they drop the big one,
We all get fried.

Come on, boys and girls, sing along, okay?

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

Well, there's a punk in the alley, and he's lookin' for a fight.
There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight.
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed.
Seems that everywhere you look today, there's misery and greed.
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun.
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take,
Just blow out the candles,
And have a piece of cake.

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

(wow!)

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!

And a pinch to grow an inch!

 

Happy Birthday, Bill!

Today is my sister's birthday, as well!

 

Wow!!! Thanks all. I just saw this. I've been in NY city for a week. someday I can tell you all about it.

My Birthday really sucked. Long stressful day of work, missed the shuttle home, took a flight to Philadelphia and then Philly to Boston. The flight was full of wise guy 13 year olds. I got 4 hours of sleep last night and had to bust my butt today too. Then I saw this and the thread in New England. Thanks so much guys. This makes me feel better.

 

Bill , Happy b-day , guess what , today is MY birthday as well! what are the odds? 45 for me. I was thinking today ... only 20 years till retirement . Then I came to my senses and realized life is pretty damn good right now. I don't want to wish my life away and hang out in my pajamas all day. Oh yeah , I don't wear pajamas bad visual..

 

Silly trich1687... Bill's bday was yesterday.