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I Like Eggs

 

I don't get it. Help me out here, Fred.

 

[QUOTE=Kyras,Nov 3 2004, 10:42 AM]I don't get it.

 

Ok. Now I think I'm ready to post.

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Could I get arrested for running through a fire station yelling "Movie! Movie!"?

How come you press harder on the remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? (sorry for bringing politics into this)

If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

Me too.

 

^^ I Like It and Eggs too

 

As a kid this was my favorite joke:

How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?




















Twenty-nine, because ice cream has no bones!

 

Man, I must've a little too much cuz that was funny!