I recently switched cell carriers, decided not to port my old number and got a new one. Just now someone called...

me - "Hello."

Girl - "Chinese Fried Rice, two Eggrolls and Wanton Soup please!"

me - "Uh...."

Girl - in slow voice like talking to a retard - "Chinese Fried Rice, two Eggrolls and Wanton Soup please!"

me - "Ummm, sorry wrong number." click

WTF, apparently Cingular gave me a recycled number to a Chinese restaurant of all places! Oh the irony!

 

 

now that is some funny sh_t





Mitch

 

You should've taken the order.

 

That would've been classic!!!

 

Next time, take the order and tell them if it's not at their place in 15 minutes, the order is free.

 

Omg I am going to have so much fun with this

 

Damn man... You could have busted out some fun ass shit on them!

 

Are you sure someone wasn't just f**king with you?? But that is classic. Next time say it in a really Chineese Accent... and then finish with "NO SOUP FO YOU".

 

Errrr someone else just called...

me - Hello.

dude - Hey there. I wanna to order Beef Lo Mein and Egg Drop Soup for delivery.

me - in Chinese voice - ahh lo mein sop but ah no have egg dop sop.

dude - No egg drop soup?

me - wait ah chicken dop egg!

dude - What?

me - No ing soup fo you! click



Calls back.

me - Hello.

dude - You're an asshole!

me - Oh very very sorry. Please come here. I give you $100 discount! OK bye!