You go to put something in your car, only to find out that a bird took a huge shizzle all over it?

I had to rinse about 14 lbs. of crap off my passenger door at 11:30PM. This had to be the work of a pterodactyl, or an ostrich.

 

 

Must've been one big ostrich since they can't fly...

 

They have problems with peacocks down in Kendall. They sit on your car and takes $hits as big as dog $hit..

 

I'm in Homestead, and I've never seen a peacock before in my neighborhood.

 

They hang around near the houses off 826 and Sunset. Big houses with lots of land. Someone bought a couple peacocks, they breed, and they fly.. so.. whalla.... There are a bunch around my friends house. Totally wild.. no one "owns" them.

 

Holly shit it would suck for a peacock to take a 5 lbs crap in the 826 while you are going like 80 mph with the top down. The thought of it scares me. Results are going to be bloody and shitty*!!!

 

Hehehe.. I've never seen one fly over the highway! lol They just hang around the hoods.. You'd be suprised how high those things can fly for their size. When they flap their wings it sounds like a freaking dragon or something lol.