The Fast and the Forgetful
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So this morning I'm at a gas station by my house and I see some F&F punk checking out my ride. I pull in and start to fuel up. I'm still half-asleep and really not paying him much attention, but he's standing by his tricked-out Audi in full Thug Mode. When I say tricked out, I mean it had the requisite genuine imitation carbon-fiber 8 foot wing on the back, LED tipped windshield washer nozzles and some sort of South American flag CD hanging from the mirror. His manhood compensating ride was complete with a Maxwell House Can style exhaust.
So, he's walking around his car, admiring the way his wife-beater shows off his 95 lb physique in the blacked-out windws and checking to make sure his pants aren't covering more than 40% of his boxers. All the while, he's glancing over to see if I'm envious.
A few minutes later as I'm gawking at the price I'm paying for Premium Unleaded, Vin Diesel Jr squeels the tires and banks around the pump, scaring an old lady and rousing me from nearly falling back asleep as I wait for my tank to fill. My first thought was that he's probably late for the parking lot meet at school. He's probably already missed the super-kewl handshake and at least 2 or 3 rounds of "yo! 'sup!" with his homies.
As I was watching him re-gain control of a near over-steer on the way out of the gas station, I noticed his gas cap door was wide open, which I'm sure was what caused him to almost lose control in that high speed manuever around the gas pump. Good thing he had that super-wing on the back to compensate for the air drag caused by that little metal door flap! I then looked over to see his gas cap was still sitting on the pump.
So, I did what any mature individual would have done. I smiled, walked over to the pump and tossed the cap in the garbage before getting into my car, dropping the top and heading off to my comfy desk job
- Ganthet
So, he's walking around his car, admiring the way his wife-beater shows off his 95 lb physique in the blacked-out windws and checking to make sure his pants aren't covering more than 40% of his boxers. All the while, he's glancing over to see if I'm envious.
A few minutes later as I'm gawking at the price I'm paying for Premium Unleaded, Vin Diesel Jr squeels the tires and banks around the pump, scaring an old lady and rousing me from nearly falling back asleep as I wait for my tank to fill. My first thought was that he's probably late for the parking lot meet at school. He's probably already missed the super-kewl handshake and at least 2 or 3 rounds of "yo! 'sup!" with his homies.
As I was watching him re-gain control of a near over-steer on the way out of the gas station, I noticed his gas cap door was wide open, which I'm sure was what caused him to almost lose control in that high speed manuever around the gas pump. Good thing he had that super-wing on the back to compensate for the air drag caused by that little metal door flap! I then looked over to see his gas cap was still sitting on the pump.
So, I did what any mature individual would have done. I smiled, walked over to the pump and tossed the cap in the garbage before getting into my car, dropping the top and heading off to my comfy desk job
- Ganthet
Too funny! Your description of it is priceless!!! I just wish I could've seen it all in person...
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Yo, Sup. Dog, that was my ride biotch. Wait till I catch your white punk ass on the asfault. You be wishing you stayed in bed. Now I have to jack mo money from my hoe's bag. Damn, thats a mo fo.
I feel dumber for writing that.
I feel dumber for writing that.
