You have a bitch SHIT YOU HAVE A BITCH

you don't have a bitch SHIT YOU DON'T HAVE A BITCH

 

"Life is the movie you see through your own eyes. It makes little difference what's happening out there. It's how you take it that counts."
-Denis Waitley

 

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - H. L. Mencken

"All love that does not have friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 

I like that one

 

"I don't need to be motivated by anybody. Never have." - Dan Marino

 

At a given day and a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit, and you touch the limit, and you think; okay, this is the limit. As soon as you touch this limit, something happens in you so that you can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and your experience as well, you can fly very high."
- Ayrton Senna

Protect me from what I want.
The unattainable is invariably attractive.
You are so complex you don't respond to danger.
Lack of carisma can be fatal.
Monomania is a prerequisite of success.
What urge will save us now that sex won't?
- Jenny Holzer 99' BMW V12 LMR

"Never argue with a moron... he'll only pull you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"The purpose of college is to show employers that you can do well at something that's so boring and hard."
- dude that wrote my Micro Econimics book

cognitive dissonance- according to this principle, people perfer to think of themselves as intelegent and rational and tend to reject evidence that seems to contradict this image.

"24 hrs. in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence?"

"The grass might be greener on the other side but the dogs still shit in that yard too!"

"I ain't drunk, I am exhausted from drinking all day"

"When it rains, it pours."

"Shit happens"

 

this should be the S2ki moto!!

 

This is actually on DaWorm's signature....or at least it used to be.

 

If you think you're beaten, you are,
If you think you dare not, you don't.
If you'd like to win, but think you can't,
It's almost for sure you won't.

If you think you're losing, you've lost.
For out in the world we find -
Success begins with a person's will.
It's all in the state of mind.

If you think you're outclassed, you are.
You've got to think high to rise.
You have to stay with it,
In order to win the prize.

Life's battles don't always go
To the one with the better plan,
For more often than not, you will win,
If only you think you can.

 

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

-Admiral Hyman G. Rickover