> > I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
> >
> > I do physical labor
> >
> > I work at great depths
> >
> > I plunge head first into everything I do
> >
> > I do not get weekends off or public holidays
> >
> > I work in a damp environment
> >
> > I don't get paid overtime
> >
> > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
> >
> > I work in high temperatures
> >
> > My work exposes me to contagious diseases
> >
> >





Dear Penis,
> >
> > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> >
> > raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> >
> > You do not work 8 hours straight
> >
> > You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
> >
> > You do not always follow the orders of the management team
> >
> > You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
> >
> > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> >
> > order to start working
> >
> > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
> >
> > You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
> >
> > the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65
> >
> > You're unable to work double shifts
> >
> > You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed
> >
> > the day's work, and if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
> >
> > entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
> >
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > The Management

 

What the..

 

That's HI-larious

 

very interesting!!!

 

I want one on my COCK.

 

A classic.