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WHY LATINS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS...

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Old Aug 1, 2005 | 07:22 AM
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1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

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Old Aug 1, 2005 | 11:35 AM
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lol, don't forget that a plane has no paddles
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Old Aug 1, 2005 | 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by mav,Aug 1 2005, 10:22 AM
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
These are my favorite
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Old Aug 1, 2005 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rateds2k,Aug 1 2005, 03:35 PM
lol, don't forget that a plane has no paddles
That was just wrong!
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Old Aug 1, 2005 | 01:32 PM
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6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

This is why Richie can't ever be a terrorist.
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Old Aug 1, 2005 | 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mav,Aug 1 2005, 11:22 AM
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
This is why I can't be a terrorist.
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Old Aug 2, 2005 | 06:30 AM
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1 to 8 kills my chances.
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Old Aug 3, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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oops
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Old Aug 9, 2005 | 01:28 PM
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drop top girl is cool
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Old Aug 9, 2005 | 01:34 PM
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s2kmiami, relax, rateds2k was just kidding. No need to start getting nasty.
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