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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 08:54 AM
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You all know my legendary hate for the Pop Tart. Well seeing as they have my email they decided to inflict a new hell on me. Imagine making Bill Shatner look like a sober guy concerned about his ahole on tv.

Here's what they sent.

----- Original Message -----
From: <emailca@kelloggs.com>
To: Vince
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2003 10:12 PM
Subject: Advertising: William Shatner and the All-Bran* Two Week Challenge


> Have you heard that William Shatner took the All-Bran* Two Week Challenge?
> Now, he is taking the word to the street because he said "I Felt
> Really Good."
>
> Visit http://www.allbran.ca to view the four All-Bran* Two Week
> Challenge ads ... and don't miss the out-takes!
>
> On the website, you can also learn more about the All-Bran* Two Week
> Challenge and easy ways to add All-Bran Original* to your diet
> including recipes.
>
> Take the All-Bran* 2 week Challenge and feel good about it! Just a 1/2
> cup of All-Bran Original* cereal a day for 2 weeks could help make a
> difference!
>
> ALL - BRAN ORIGINAL* Bean Dip
>
> Ingredients:
> 1 can (398ml) refried beans
> 250 ml - 1 cup - ALL-BRAN ORIGINAL* cereal
> 175 ml - 3/4 cup - medium chunky salsa 50 ml - 1/4 cup -
> finely-chopped onion
> 5 ml - 1 tsp - chili powder
> 2 ml - 1/2 tsp - ground cumin
> 75 ml - 1/3 cup - plain low-fat yogurt
> 2 green onions, sliced
> 1 small tomato, chopped
>
> Directions:
> 1. In a mixing bowl, combine beans, crushed cereal, salsa, onion,
> chili powder and cumin; mix well. Spread mixture in serving dish, to
> about 2.5 cm ( 1" ) thickness. Cover and refrigerate for at least 1
> hour and up to 2 days.
>
> 2. To serve, top with swirls of yogurt and sprinkle with green onions
> and tomato. Serve with crackers, baked tortillas or fresh vegetables
> such as celery, zucchini sticks and cucumber slices.
>
> Nutrition Facts:
> Yield: about 875 ml ( 3 1/2 cups ), including toppings Serving Size:
> 50 ml (1/4 cup)
>
> Per Serving:
> 55 Calories (230 kJ)
> 3.0 g protein
> 0.5 g fat
> 10 g carbohydrate
> 4.5 g dietary fibre
>
> This recipe has been tested using Kellogg's* products, results with
> other products may vary.
>
> *Trademark / Registered trademark of Kellogg Canada Inc.
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 10:32 AM
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Why you gotta put the hate on captain Kirk?
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 10:55 AM
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This is simply the funniest thing I have read on s2ki to date!

Vince, you have a way with words when dealing with the arse.

Paul

ps pardon the yank invading Canada
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 11:14 AM
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Originally posted by ninegrand

Vince, you have a way with words when dealing with the arse.

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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 11:44 AM
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Never let it be said I do not dabble in ass!

Also, quite like the real Toronto, the TO forum is glad to accept all comers from all nations. Even you yanks!
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 11:51 AM
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Stick a pickle up there!
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by DoGMaN
Never let it be said I do not dabble in ass!
i can vouch for that......
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 12:49 PM
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Come on Vince, tell us how you really feel!
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 12:51 PM
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I've got a poptart..I've got dogshit.

I'm gonna take a picture and send it back to the bastards at Kelloggs.
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 12:52 PM
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BTW guys I'm making this "dip" for the weekend.

Enjoy!
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