You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


I expect some real quality answers.....

 

go go gadget roller skates on really long legs! ...and just driver over the pig

 

Just keep driving... no danger that i can see

 

Eat the pig.

Mmmm...pork...

 

Mmmm...GIANT pig...

 

This would be the perfect scenario if you had a few Taliban tied to your front grill. You then simply mash the gas, shove the Taliban up the pig's ass. After that, who really cares. The world will be as it should. The firemen in the firetruck will salute you and likely slow down to let you by. The helicopter that was behind you was most likely a Blackhawk in pursuit of those same Taliban. Once the Taliban have been shoved up the pig's ass, they'll have no more reason to keep on your tail and go home. Again, the world will be as it should.
Taliban up a pig's ass, firemen gleeful at your great sense of wisdom and a helicopter crew that can go for Starbucks and a burrito.

 

Just don't feed the burrito to the pig

 

Holy shit...pig stuffed with a burrito...I'd be in heaven. Yum.

 

now THAT was a good answer.
That's exactly was I was about to say I'd do! What are the oddddds...

 

Get off the Merry Go Round, you're DRUNK!