He doesnt....leave the house. LOL

At least Saturday's for the next 6 months.

 

this

 

what


Aliens (the movie)

Deep dark water (ok drowning)


that's it.

 

the deck was our ceiling (if that gives you an idea of where we were - we had a window & all that) I never really got concerned about the whole titanic thing (errmahgerd wer gernna derrrrrh!!) - the constant hey everybody its a non stop party woot feelin' hot HOT HOT got annoying real quick - that & how none of the crew was American & didn't speak English so well. They fleece you for everything once you get on board & then our guy (for meals) gave us this sob story about how in Durkadurkastan we only have 1 library with 10 Readers Digests & if you infidels err I mean great American fat people would be so kind as to give me, little Amir a fat tip before you leave I can then finally get circumcised. I dunno that just made me feel uneasy too...

 

 

Yeah - that's annoying too. I remember when we were ending the cruise...I had the same feeling checking my card balance on the ship as when I was awaiting progress reports in the mail when I was 13. LOL

 

seriously. Ohhh & I dunno about you guys, but we got assigned to a table & of course everyone at the table is older than us - like our parents age - so Melissa are just like "okkk" & at the end some lady was like OMG yall let's all exchange email addresses so we can keep in touch.





































































uhhh no.

 

Ha - I did Norwegian which has that no assigned seating thing. So, we avoided that FTW.

 

the Hot Hot Hot totally encapsulated the whole experience. which is what made me lol so much.

I nearly starved to death when I went. Don't be a herbivore on those things, you will die trying to survive off of industrial grade, skating rink pizza.

 

oooooooooooooo yeah I bet you did - the food was the best thing on the boat. That and































































the girls