Jordan, cut your grass, I can see it from my place

 

F UUUUUUUU

 

 

you laugh David....but it's like a friggin forest right now....

 

Just pay someone to do it. I paid someone to do my back back yard when the city said they were going to fine me lol

Took them 20 minutes to cut and now I just cut it every other week

 

Jordan,

I know that feel. I'm just glad my back yard is fenced in

 

How come when I was a little kid I had to risk my life struggling to keep the lawnmower from flipping over and killing me, and it would take like 2 hours to mow my Grandparent's lawn, and I would get a lousy $5.

Now some shithead hillbilly with a zero turn will spend 6 minutes on it and make $75.

 

Hillbilly? I hate to sound racist, but not here. It is all Mexican all the time.

 

 

Probably cause your grandpa was cheap.

though, I feel like they charge a ton for something that only takes like 10 min. Those things are crazy fast.