also... if you ever see bearded man and asian boy in snorkel... GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!!!


also... if you run into lesbian paddle-boarders having a good time, take their paddle, whack them in the crotch with it, and go hunting for any catastrophe cartwheelers you see.

 

so... my office is next to a call center for recruiting

all day long I hear them ask people if they have body modifications such as ear gauges and split tongues.
....which can only mean that people with split tongues were statistically significant enough to warrant having to cull them out during the prescreen.

 

Ha. Honestly though, what does it matter? I'm not going to sign up. It's a tough job that at any moment could put your life on your line....who gives a shit if the guy / gal has a split tongue?

*sigh*

BUT - to go further....if you think your split tongue is unique I guess this dampens your spirits. LOL

 

you cant have a guy on the com who sounds like Sylvester

 

Yeth Thir Thaf Thargent Tesseo, I'll thertianly thoot those thupplies thraight over to thase thraight away thir!

 

Hahahaha horrible. Hrm. Perhaps a military zip tie would help.

 

some folks know the secret to livin

http://bham.craigslist.org/boa/3304850533.html

 

I see no fridge or a shitter.

 

shitter's right next to the grill

 

If you're talking about that rectangular thing - I think that's service access to the engines.

If you're referring that the shitter is all around you - I'd believe that. Still though - fridge?