Don't worry - like I said, it ain't happenin' especially down here in the bible belt. even though Kentucky & Tennessee grow the !@%!@# out of it.

 

If it has a bone in it - I usually don't like it anyway

t-bone = meh rather would have prime rib or a filet

ribs = meh again

fried chicken = I always get something boneless

fish = too many time have a speared my tongue or the inside of my mouth or worse from a fish bone. it scares me as much as it is annoying.

 

Ban seafood? Nooooooooooooo!!!

 

the less it resembles whatever it used to be, the more likely I am to eat it

fish is right out. not eating anything that smells like rotten snizatch

 

I thought you were vegan

 

nah, not really, it just looks that way

 

I've seen you eat a BBQ sammich..... it'll happen if you're hungry enough.

 

BBQ sauce = delicious!

 

 

I likes me some bbq sauce, yes. bbq pork is about all the bbq I can really stand, never been a ribs, briscuit, etc kinda guy