Off Topic XXI
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From: Perpetuity
a little marshmellowy for me, but was definitely in my realm
trying to remember if I ever saw them, i don't think so
i just remember all these retards running around with X's on their hands
i was (and probably still am) more "straight edge" than anyone I knew, but i'm not busting out the sharpie, that's fagery
trying to remember if I ever saw them, i don't think so
i just remember all these retards running around with X's on their hands
i was (and probably still am) more "straight edge" than anyone I knew, but i'm not busting out the sharpie, that's fagery
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 21,080
Likes: 1,292
From: Perpetuity
Why sentence structure is so important:
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Joan or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Joan came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Joan, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.".............
"Could you jack off?" she says.
"I feel like shit."
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Joan or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Joan came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Joan, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.".............
"Could you jack off?" she says.
"I feel like shit."
